Marathon Viewing The Latest Holiday Movies: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
‘Tis the time of year to lounge on the couch and demolish a box of mince pies in front of a great film, a bad movie, or one that’s terrible yet terrific.
This year, a crop of fresh seasonal stories hopes to be part of our seasonal watchlist—potentially even earning a place alongside timeless staples like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (no arguments).
So, in a noble effort to separate the winners from the losers, and to embrace the holiday mood, I marathoned as many recent Christmas films as possible in a single day.
First Up: The Jonas Brothers' Holiday Flick
Beginning, ideally, on a positive note. This release is the sole 2025 title on a popular review site's list of the best 100 festive features of all time.
The popular band find themselves stranded in the UK after concluding their world tour and must return for Christmas. Their efforts are hampered by an malevolent Father Christmas, who bursts into melody to announce they won’t get home until they “rediscover their sibling bond.”
The back-and-forth between the squabbling siblings is entertaining even for the non-fan, while followers will certainly notice lots of in-jokes as they attempt to get back using all transportation available.
It’s a journey of epic proportions.
It’s not an all-time classic, but is superb for fans and a positive start to the day.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who will have to sit through it.
Next: A Star in Panto
A-list actor Kiefer Sutherland appears as a movie actor cast a "panto".
“A panto-what?” asks Sutherland’s “hard-to-work-with” and aging lead Brad Mack, who has fallen on hard times and whose representative has tricked him into thinking he’s performing in high-class London stage.
His Aladdin co-stars tell him he’s playing Buttons. “Oh no I’m not,” he insists angrily. One can imagine their retort. Unless you’re not acquainted with traditional panto catchphrases.
There are some hilarious moments, some heartwarming sub-plots, and the supporting actors is brilliant, too.
It’s the type of film that would be a bit naff at any other time of year, but is a great entertainment at Christmas.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
10.19am - Christmas Karma
Danny Dyer shows up at the beginning of this film, too, delivering a signature line for the next movie straight. Could this be a budding festive ritual?
This time, he’s a crooning chauffeur who encounters Mr Sood, the latest spin on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha. The well-known tale unfolds as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is visited by the spirits of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This Indian Scrooge is at least different from all the others, but regrettably he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s performance is flat—a significant issue when he’s so the main character.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Lunchtime: Stuffed
Before lunch for a channel's original festive film—which stars Guz Khan as a charmingly cantankerous character who “doesn’t really do Christmas.”
But after he is awarded an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (played by Morgana Robinson) talks him into spending the sum on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he finds out there was an mix-up with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to pay back the remainder.
Fun while it lasts but not lasting.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
A Classy Netflix Romance
This is one of those Christmas films where the festive trappings are in the backdrop—Christmas is the setting of the film rather than its raison d’etre—but it feels warm and holiday-like all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a French chateau to do a deal for a champagne business. En route, she meets a fellow in a literary haven who vows to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
A commentator recently stated this is the best new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a Christmas romance with a dash of elegance and gives the necessary heartwarming sensation.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is particularly strong too.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Afternoon: Finding Father Christmas
Young Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, regardless of the efforts of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him the truth.
The secret is out there, and Chris sets out to find it with the expert help of a team of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s understated but charming, and perfect viewing while waiting for Santa to visit.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
Late Afternoon: Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a dysfunctional American family who come back together for the holidays—including fellow acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning holiday staples like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the real champions of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s what this is, but in reality it’s really a combination of those forerunner films, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually comes into her own.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
6.43pm - A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s gone downhill, but fortunately here’s a new entry in the saturated market of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and highly entertaining—festive fodder.
It’s a story as well-worn: An American woman goes on a quest to a far-off wintery locale and ends up discovering romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher